Momcorp

Indentured service

Momcorp is always on the lookout for cheap and expendable labor. If you’re seeking soulcrushing and demeaning work alongside thousands of other worthless vermin, then you’ve come to the right place. Mom will gladly add you to the family. Just contact Robot Devil at robotdevil@momcorp.com to sell your soul.

Work aboard the momcorp flagship

Want to see the galaxy? Too bad. Come join the crew of the Momcorp Flagship. Take orders from renowned hero, adventurer, and newly hired Captain of the Momcorp Flagship, Zap Brannigan. Watch as he wears short skirts, drinks heavily, and generally makes a fool of himself as the Momcorp Flagship orbits around the Earth on autopilot. Contact Fourth Lieutenant Kif Kroker at kif@momcorp.com for further details.