Momcorp

Mission Statement

Momcorp is founded on the principal of galactic domination. We strive to enslave and control each and every being in the galaxy. We aim to accomplish our goal through coersion, bribery, dirty politics, and a host of other nefarious and underhanded tricks and techniques.

Family run corporation

Momcorp is owned and operated by Mom (99.7%) and her three sons, Walt (0.1%), Larry (0.1%), and Igner (0.1%). But, Mom thinks of all of her over 1 million employees as family, dirty worthless expendable family. Now get back to work before I do something your’re going to regret. Ahem.