Mom loves yours money
Controller of 50 billion minds
Through our pioneering forays into mind control (both biological and robotic), as well as a dedication to the more traditional means of coersion (bribery, thuggery, and fear mongering), momcorp has hit the 50 billion mark in minds controlled. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you. Give Mom your money or you will be next!
Leader in corporate espionage
In a recent annonymous survey conducted by the Evil Robot Alliance, Momcorp was voted number one in corporate espionage by a whopping 95% vote. Congratulations to the whole spy-bot network for your dedicated work. Keep it up if you want to stay out of the scrap heap, because Mom is in need of a new massage-bot.Give mom your money.